January 2012
2 posts
Anonymous asked: >tfw no gf
Jan 6th
Anonymous asked: you have a new tamblaaaa??? ;D
Jan 4th
December 2011
1 post
If you miss me on Tumblr, I DO have a new account....
Dec 23rd
November 2011
17 posts
Checking back here is kinda sad. It's all...
Nov 26th
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Anonymous asked: I MISS YOU ON TUMBLR, DEAR. Come back. :(
Nov 26th
1 tag
Nov 1st
40,479 notes
viralrak said: that’s fuckin ridiculous. you’re merely being expressive. i mean they need to recognize that. they’re overreacting. Yeah well apparently employers and family members would be unable to handle it. “It” being my rampant alcoholism and sluttiness, of course.
Nov 1st
1 note
viralrak said: you’re an adult. you don’t have to do shit Apparently if I don’t “get my act together and start taking care of myself”, I will be taken out of school. Not gonna risk that.
Nov 1st
1 note
1 tag
Have to delete this Tumblr.
Apparently my mother thinks that my postings here indicate that I am an alcoholic slut. How dare I successfully balance a social and academic life? How dare I have sex with more than one person, each of them being people I care about and trust? TWO WEEKENDS OF CONSUMING ALCOHOL IN A ROW? INSANITY! I’ve never blacked out or made a decision I regret while intoxicated. I’ve never...
Nov 1st
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Nov 1st
14,752 notes
1 tag
Nov 1st
Also hi new followers
Did I say hi yet? I am too lazy to check. Hi. What a fortuitous night to begin tracking my life and its happenings.
Nov 1st
5 tags
Bullshitting essays is so much easier when drunk and sexually satisfied.
Nov 1st
You know what, fuck my old life and all the people...
I am done with these high school romance ideals of sex and relation to other people. I like the way I conduct my social life. And no one is going to guilt trip me for liking and fucking the people I feel inclined to do so. Not sad exes. Not silly crush anons. Not anyone. I’ll do whatever I damn well please.
Nov 1st
1 note
5 tags
There are few things as sexually frustrating as...
artimides: Gods damn it. There are few things so fucking awesome as being those aforementioned housemates.
Nov 1st
Anonymous asked: Your cuteness tastes like Mike & Ikes. Fruity and delicious.
Nov 1st
Anonymous asked: You're the kind of cute I would spend days upon days cuddling with. FACE IT.
Nov 1st
:D
Nov 1st
1 tag
More drunk than I should ever be on a Monday...
Nov 1st
2 notes
Anonymous asked: Rachel, you're cute. Just thought I'd let you know.
Nov 1st
Nov 1st
I'm still laughing at that last ask.
Slut nipples? REALLY?
Nov 1st
1 tag
Nov 1st
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Nov 1st
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Nov 1st
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Nov 1st
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Anonymous asked: poop
Nov 1st
2 tags
WatchWatch
leesh14: asdfghjkl *Dead HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
Nov 1st
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Nov 1st
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Anonymous asked: im gonna drive hooks thru yur little slut nipples and leave you hanging in a strobe light lit room by yur perky little titties, until you beg me to let you down so you can pay tribute to my dick by proclaiming your true calling to be my personal cumdumpster and all purpose fuck toy.
Nov 1st
Anonymous asked: I hate you because of reasons.
Nov 1st
October 2011
989 posts
6 tags
Oct 31st
6 notes
Send me a dirty message on anon, and if I'm too...
artimides: rangerregan: sackclothesandashes: I want this. PLEASE, I’D DIE. Of happiness of course.  I mean, we already know I have no shame. But go for it. Yeah no one’s done it yet for me. >:( GET YO ACT TOGEVAH TUMBLAH.
Oct 31st
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7 tags
Oct 31st
Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
13,700 notes
Blasting "Razors in Your Apple" all evening and...
And once my phone charges imma make a LazyVlog. BECAUSE GUESS WHAT MY COSTUME IS. Best Halloween ever.
Oct 31st
Facebook page devoted entirely to my favorite... →
Oct 31st
1 tag
Dang
toby-turner: jack-douglass: I came here to see what “Jackbuscus” was. Dang, you guys.. I can’t say that it’s not creative. hi Jack!!!!!!! Oh no. D:
Oct 31st
Send me a dirty message on anon, and if I'm too...
rangerregan: sackclothesandashes: I want this. PLEASE, I’D DIE. Of happiness of course. 
Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
53,893 notes
2 tags
Rayna got some new skinny jeans.
I fell over.
Oct 31st
2 tags
Scary things made normal.
toby-turner: blogbuscus: butterybiscuitblog: blogbuscus: Rather Regular Activity, Alive Island, The Sane People, Left 4 Cake ADD MORE ON Effective short-term memory: The Well Lit Level Passage nailed it. Remember, Giggly hill, The happy grounds, Butter Knife (I, II, III, IV, V, VI etc), Healthy Weight Man. It’s Perfectly Fine That You Did That. The Centipede.
Oct 31st
Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
Oct 31st
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Listenrangerregan: jordbuscus: Toby’s Sexy Streisand...
Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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