Little Did We Know...

Do… do you guys want my new url or something? O_o

Anonymous asked: >tfw no gf

omg anon. You’re back. I’d give you my new blog but I’m hiding from family. Aww. Looks like you miss me. <3

Anonymous asked: you have a new tamblaaaa??? ;D

Message me off anon and I’ll give it to you! :)

Anonymous asked: I MISS YOU ON TUMBLR, DEAR. Come back. :(

Who is this? Can you send me a message off anon?

artimides:

quixoticlyqueer:

eyeslikefire-:

hotel-denouement:

impracticalgirl:

medioxumatepoet:

an-editors-eye:

Grammar glamour from Mental Floss.

UNF. 

The English Teacher part of my brain approves. So very much. 

WHAT IF I WORE THESE AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER APPROVED

WHAT IF HE JUMPED MY BONES

WHAT

IF

Also I want them because of reasons not about him loool. I especially like the idioms one.

I need all of these in my life. ALL OF THEM, DO YOU HEAR ME?

HYPERBOLE IS THE BEST THING EVER!

That moment when my boy reblogs this wondrous post.

(via cocksucking-accent)

viralrak said: that’s fuckin ridiculous. you’re merely being expressive. i mean they need to recognize that. they’re overreacting.

Yeah well apparently employers and family members would be unable to handle it. “It” being my rampant alcoholism and sluttiness, of course.

viralrak said: you’re an adult. you don’t have to do shit

Apparently if I don’t “get my act together and start taking care of myself”, I will be taken out of school. Not gonna risk that.

Apparently my mother thinks that my postings here indicate that I am an alcoholic slut.

How dare I successfully balance a social and academic life?

How dare I have sex with more than one person, each of them being people I care about and trust?

TWO WEEKENDS OF CONSUMING ALCOHOL IN A ROW? INSANITY!

I’ve never blacked out or made a decision I regret while intoxicated. I’ve never slept with a stranger or anyone I didn’t absolutely trust.

Though she says the most concerning thing is that I am posting it on the internet. Tumblr is where I leave my shame at the door. It is liberating. But apparently I am just doing this for attention.

Goddammit.

Bye bye Tumblr.